ryaynross:

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

(via sorry)

asteroidarsonist:

bongripcrotchjob:

tiktoks-we-like:

Can someone please tell me why walmart is selling cakes with the hurricane on it??? what the fuck is going ON???

I don’t love tiktok but it’s vital non Americans watch

florida culture is having “hurricane parties” which is where you and all your friends have a sleepover at the sturdiest house among the group and pray the power doesn’t go out during your group netflix binge. there’s usually a lot of snacks involved so it’s nice to see walmart making special cakes for the occasion

Has to be Florida

(via pikamans)

sankarian:

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

(via sorry)

bpdvibess:

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

(via softbearcas)

artbymalle:

‪some of you never got emotionally attached to a tv series only for it be cancelled and it shows‬

(via sorry)

spongesin:

csdragon:

theintensivecarebear:

egberts:

image

excuse you ravioli is a wet calzone 

Ravioli uses freakin noodles while pizza uses bread, are you guys ok?

bread and pasta share a common ancestor

(via sorry)